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euo:

“My mother is worried I have mental problems.”
Submarine (2011) dir. Richard Ayoade

euo:

My mother is worried I have mental problems.”

Submarine (2011) dir. Richard Ayoade

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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wiitch-craft:

✯☽

wiitch-craft:

✯☽

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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